David's J.L. & Cool Stuff (Vol. 2--Symposium Call!)

What's the coolest article title currently floating out there?

I'm going to put forward Anupam Chander & Madhavi Sunder's Is Nozick Kicking Rawls's Ass?, 40 U.C. Davis L. Rev. 563 (forthcoming 2007).

Give your own nominations in comments.